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• Mo was now all alone in the Big Brother house - SKB
• FHM’s latest photo shoot was a BIG hit - ChilliBear
• Mo positoned herself and waited for her back to be stabbed - SKB
• DFS Offer: ‘Politician - FREE for first 3 years’ - Vic Blenkins
• It’s big, white and very comfy to sit on. The sofa’s nice too. - scrumpydoode
• An enthusiastic crowd waited patiently for Tony’s latest announcement. - ozzy
• Jail cells are getting better these days - Top Cat
• Mo posed wearing the new Dome pullover cover, perfect for those holes - SKB
• Mo gets her tan from that georgous 200 watt bulb - Coaxial Cable
• Pretty in Pink - The Bohemian
• If I fart enough, maybe I can have this sofa to myself… - The Bohemian
• As the room cleared, Mo began to regret her second helping of chili
• oh dear! - mo mowlam

• Shit where the F*k did that come from ! - *ChilliBear
• Quick! Put it in reverse - La la
• hOLIDAY IN tHE sUN - pOO
• I knew that air traffic controller at Heathrow was full of shit - Getting rid of surplus traffic - CC
• thats the last time i let u read the map - spinout
• New blockade-proof Chunnel service emerges from french side of tunnel - ninelives
• I don’t know why that song ‘Fly into the Sun’ is stuck in my head… - Sidney Taupin
• Airline pilot regrets tailgating Concorde… - Sean the Irish Bastard
• Is it hot in here, or is it just me? - Sidney Taupin
• I think he is going to swerve first… bob.. hey bob… do you think he is…. - JT
• At last we’ve found the giant Smartie! - Hungry Caterpillar
• I knew we should have turned left at Alberquerque! - Mark
• How many times do I have to tell you, Icarus? - Vic Blenks
• Desperate Brits try alternative means at a suntan - Jackajack
• Sperm go Hi-tech - Vic Blenkins
• BAE demonstrate thier new Airbus Airbag(tm) - Bealers
• Nothing ever happens around here… - Slinky the Dustman
• buggar! - puffer
• and if you look to your right you can see Bradford city playing football - scrumpydoode
• DIP YA HEADLIGHTS YA BA**D - Wilco
• One egg to another: - Dr Feelgood
• Wow, I always wondered what a nuclear explosion looked like… - The Radio Active Megastar
• Micro Machines First to Film Birth From Baby’s View - Vic Blenkins
• Heh heh, those other sperm are lame! - Endicliche
• I know we need some fuel but isn’t this going a little far to avoid the queues! - Will it ever end - CC
• …in other news, Captain Kangaroo got his licence for commercial flight… - Sidney Taupin
• Quick Dave, get the fly-swatter.. Its one of those weird looking moths again - wiggis
• Literally flying into the sunset… - Jazza
• umm…Blazing Saddles, that’s my favourite Cap’n.
• See, I told You It Was A Tunnel - Vic Blenkins
• Argh !!!! - Anthony.

• Things get hot for the president again..
• Do you smell something burning?
• Oh my God they killed Clinton!
• Monica’s on fire today - peteza
• Ah.. Clinton san! I see now that you really can light a fart on fire - I bow to your western ways… CC
• That was some curry I had last night ….. - Andy Rees
• Can you smell something burning? - Aubaerus
• Goodness gracious great balls of fire - Hungry Caterpillar
• ‘In other news, Monioca Lewinsky’s beret was set ablaze today….’ - Baby J
• “Ahh..Clinton San! Now that I see you can pee fire… you’re worthy of company.” - Sidney Taupin
• Monica ! you’re hair is alight
• Al Gore may be his own man, but he still can’t work out when his arse’s on fire! - Tutti-frutti
• See?? Napalm is as effective as Sarin……… - Greg Hamilton (ghamilto@hotmail.com)
• Friction caused by excessive masturbation ignites f*ire! - Solo
• See?? Napalm is as effective as Sarin……… - Greg Hamilton (ghamilto@hotmail.com)*
• Clinton’s dress-burning ceremony draws small crowd - Sid Badly
• Do I inhale now? - Sarah Jacotine
• Psst Bill your fires undone. - Sarah Jacotine
• Friction caused by excessive masturbation ignites fire! - Solo
• oh god, who lit that cigar? - m
• Heartburn? - Sidney Taupin

Bush follows in Quayles footsteps.. ‘is that how you spell potato mummy?’ - LSA he farted Oh, I thought his name was Clinton! - jAcKrAbBiT sLiM The president prepared himself as ‘Miss sucky’ limbered up… - Sick fuck I’m too tired, you tell him what happened with the Dish and the Spoon. - Manic Marmoset Oh my god, the pres’dent’s dumber than I am! - Michael 808 Is he really the dickhead off the telly - simon Mummy he’s not the real Santa!!!!! - fuckin wiv ya head and he gets paid how much for the shit he does ?? - Orla the irish bitch Bush crowns Miss Arizona West - Mick mc laughlin Little girl: O my god What does he want to do? - Simon A young Miss Iowa shows the President how she won the beauty pagaent - Sick twat Monica Lewinski’s daughter limbers up for the new president! - Horny Horns The King Of Horns MOM! Daddy’s cutting funds to all the public services for his own selfish means! - Conjurer303 ouch my toe! - espionage.salad.bowl