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Car in alley

Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001

Car in alley

  • beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ford demonstrate a revolutionary parking sensor - LSA
  • Next door neighbour denies moving boundary wall during the night - Shoutingbrown
  • mobile 3rd world housing reaches a new stage of development - Soap on a Rope
  • It seems he really was driving her up the wall - Krist
  • Am I too close to the curb or is that far enough? - Rich
  • Car moonwalking experiment goes horribly wrong - TigerMaple
  • Perhaps getting zoe the car for her birthday wasn’t such a good idea - P. Inc
  • BREAKING NEWS: FORDS NEW ENGINE PROVED TOO HEAVY FOR CAR! - Billy Elliot of 11Jaaaaaaaay
  • Well the space looked large enough from the street - M.C.P.
  • That damn car is humping my fence again! - The empry eggroll boy
  • I schwear! i only had the 1 pint, ochifer! - Jim H rules!!!!!
  • supply drops to Afghanistan - Abdul Abadabadabadabadabdagudju
  • shame about the air brakes - pjmg21@hotmail.com
  • I TOLD you we couldn’t make that roof jump !! - Blackfire
  • Who parked their f##king car here!? - lalalala
  • Well that wall wasn’t here yesterday. - Irish Duderino
  • when i said you drive me up the wall dear, i didn’t mean it literally! - prozac_alice
  • back a bit….baaaack……woah! stop! stop! - joe_curr
  • you did it AGAIN?????? - captain apathy

Cannabis field

Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001

Cannabis field

  • Fuckin hell- this is half way to the best policemans ball of all time!!!!! - muckingfuppet
  • I’ve got the pot, now where did I park my car? - The Teddy Bears Picnic
  • for medicinal use is it sir ?……… - winnie the poo (back from the dead)
  • Suddenly, being stranded with Wilson all made sense. -* manic marmoset*
  • ‘Anybody got a 500-gallon plastic bag?’ - Bill Nash
  • now what was that cake recipe again? - Lanky South African
  • British police have gone to pot. - Phiiil
  • The battered russian economy tries to compete with Mount Rushmore. - Phiiil
  • shit, my mum’ll kill me! - freddy
  • Welcome to the Tesco exotic salad department - Himself
  • british police go to pot - mark adams
  • i said go pot holing you idiot - mark adams
  • High there, how you dooing! - Puffin’ Bigman - whhoooo!
  • The battered russian economy tries to compete with Mount Rushmore. - Phiiil
  • ‘Something smells funny!’ -* mistor conedome*
  • P.C smith was REALLY pleased with his miracle grow. -* jim H roooooollllzzzzzz!*
  • A policeman inspects the overgrown weeds of a columbian asylum seekers home. - Richiebwoy
  • Cor! The Queens garden sure is lovely this fall. - An American Twit
  • ANYBODY BRING THE LIGHTER? - IRONBLOKE
  • i am not a grass - mark adams

Prescott punching

Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001

Prescott punching

  • I’m not fat, I’m big boned! - The lanky South African
  • Election campaign takes bad turn when ‘stamp your vote starts up’ - Dead meat
  • Battle of Obesity - Tom
  • Take two eggs and beat them up… - jackajack
  • It’s ‘Two-jabs’ prescott - CC
  • John Prescott emphasises his views on illegal immigrants - Lanky South African again
  • Prescott demonstrates Labours new Hard line tactics on community policing… - matt bibbings
  • i was positive he had foot and mouth…. - Hungleberry beater
  • At least he’s leading with the left ! - giroboy
  • John Prescott sums up the nations’ hatred of the mullet hair-cut - Joe_Curr
  • ‘Thats a lovely mullet, mind if I have a quick feel?’ - kano
  • The first rule about Tory Club is: you do not talk about Tory Club. - Irish dude.
  • I Said Pull My Finger Not Slap Da Face - woodybfc
  • ’…and I’m gonna fight taxes just like THIS, baby!!!’ - Rosey
  • Take that Widdicombe-Oh sorry sir,easy mistake!! - Muckingfuppet
  • Prescott gets a bit carried away with his ‘i’m a little teapot’ routine. - Brown
  • Now read my new book: Vote for me or i smash your face in! By John ‘PR’ Presscot - Richard

Child on swing

Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001

Child on swing

  • Lost At Sea Victim ‘Timmy’, Just Seconds Before The Chains Snapped - Rosey
  • 1944 d-day. - Rob Michael
  • New Zealand Pilot in training on how to crash a jet in the sea! - woodybfc
  • I’m coming to get you nartzi F**kers!!! - *woodybfc
  • The Yanks last line of defence, before Kamakazi, SLINGSHOT BABIES!!!! - A babe for all occasions! Aus
  • Sling Shot Air Lines, Children Fly Free! - AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE!
  • Hey Soffie, after we finish with the swing do you want to build a sandbag castle -* OI!!! OI!!! OI!!!*
  • The Kilshaws try the newest way to get a baby through customs - CC
  • Bob, did you leave the Star Gate open again - Scrumpydoode
  • supermans baby brother needs a little help from 2 passing harriers……… - googly2k1 is THE best!
  • Godzilla would soon come from the depths and claim the child sacrifice. - Skeevy.com
  • ‘mummy! NOOOOOOO!’ were the last words of the most recent victim of the evil mum - Googly2k1 is the greatest!
  • Previously unreleased phot of the D-Day invasion - ConorBongo
  • This baby has no legs! - conorbongo
  • Its AMAZING its INCREDIBLE its BUNGIE BABY!!! - BOOBS
  • invisible man, uses toddler as ammunition in giant sling shot. - silvertongue
  • french deny firing medium range toddlers across the channel
  • Freakish Whale Baby Air-lifter after beaching self in search of hind legs. - P. Diddly Dog Darwin
  • William Hague swings Further to the Right… - John Whitington
  • ‘If only I had a playstation’ -* lex hart*
  • Cures for nappy rash take a turn for the worse - Deadmeat

Russian Dolls

Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001

Russian Dolls

  • Jackson Five reform. Michael finds it hard to refute plastic surgery claims - Joe_Curr
  • Man discovers indisputable evidence of KGB cloning program. - GiroBoy
  • Popstars 2nd series searches for four lucky stars. Which four will win?!!?? :-) - Joe_Curr
  • New from Hasbro: ‘Russian Presidents’ - Sean the Irish Bastard
  • Russian inflatable sex aids need some work admits man sucking his thumb - Scrumpydoode
  • IT’s The Pigmi’s, It’s the PIGMI’s! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! - Pigmi slayer, Australia!
  • Man discovers lost family after picking his nose - LordVader
  • ‘Former president’ action figures hit the shelves today, drawing big crowd. - Sidney Taupin
  • another potential victim of the train spoting club - royston
  • Hey, anybody fancy a little head? - LordVader
  • The Result of Endless Drug Taking on behalf of Brian! - Daniel Aus
  • Pigmi’s??? did someone say Pigmi’s? ARRRRGGGHHH RUNN FOR YouR LIVES!!! - Pigmi slayer aus
  • Jeffry REALLY hated his family reunions….. - googly2k jim is the best! tom c is the loser!
  • Man!! if I do another line these pricks might piss off!!! - snuffy
  • another brutal beating involving the infamous’Russian big head mafia!’ - googly2000
  • ‘I found them officer, honest!’ - PaulC

Fishing

Written by: Published on: 01 Jan 0001

Fishing

  • ‘I wish I’d picked number 1 now’, John whispers to Cilla Black - Joe_Curr
  • The special effects budget for Jaws 5 ran out pretty early on. - HC
  • REVENGE! Anglers beware for the trout send in the secret weapon. Mwahahahaha! - LordVader
  • The first fish ventriloquist show off his new puppet Clive - Greasy luva
  • Once i’d married her, the fat old trout really let herself slip. - mattbibbings@yahoo.co.uk
  • The Human type Fly wasn’t to Trout’s taste - Ben Pearce - UK
  • ‘And don’t forget me crisps’ Sharon tells Bob at the Cardiff nightclub hotspot - Scrumpydoode
  • mmm Something smells fishy Bob said!!! - I woulda expected it from someone else by now! Daniel Melb Aus
  • I once caught a fish this big, and I framed it, Joe Explains! - Daniel Melb Aus
  • OH, baby back ribs, or shall i go for his buttocks - pur qwelle qwellero
  • RUN AWAY!!!!! - Cheese molester
  • The morning after Jeff was not quite so impressed with his ‘bird’ - Mr Fluffy
  • Mr Fish was quite surprised by Franks taste in fashion, very appalling!!! - Yep Dan again! gotta love this!

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