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Spring Clean

Written by: ChilliBear Published on: 31 Jul 2014

Time to dust off the HTML, smooth out the wrinkles in the CSS and scrub the bits and bytes you never see, all with a heavy nod to the past. Yes dear reader (as if we have readers!) the old site has been cleaned up for the generation that don’t remember what the world was like before the Internet crashed into their lives. The old days when people had proper nics or handles … ahem. Anyhow nothing new - some spelling mistakes corrected and the site generally cleaned up. Don’t expect miracles, it’s not likely anyone will write anything new, but we have even looted the way back machine for the bits we threw away!

You can always read about the site history if you’ve nothing better to do.

Yeah you guessed it the majority of this site is copyrighted to us, © 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 all the way up to 2014 so please don't pinch it. Obviously this is all in good humour if you don't think so then you don't have "good humour". This is of course only a sarcastic sceptical FICTITIOUS (yes thats right it's not real! - It's actually made up! - Welcome to the world of satire), view on life the universe and everyone in the public light... hey it's all supposed to be good fun... honest :)