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Written by: ChilliBear Published on: 01 Aug 2003

Well what do we have here? For our loyal and presumably slightly insane regular visitors (all three of them) you’ll have noticed a change in design for the site, but alas this does not coincide with a return to regular updates. Everyone on the team is busy working in the real world - yes after about three years we all successfully found it, well expect for Spunk-Monkey, but he never did anything anyway.

For our new visitors, do not despair for you have stumbled (or been pushed) into a vast treasure trove of satire from some of the greatest writers ever to write for DFTFC! wow DFTFC has been publishing satire since early 2000 and whilst the frequency of our updates may have diminished over the years we still produced a lot of stuff, so have a trawl and see what amuses you…

So what if your favourite section hasn’t made it into this re-design? Well fear not for I shall be adding such classics as Ask Uncle Monkey, the infamous Poll and the Guestbook posts as static archives as time permits over the coming month or so.

The future of DFTFC, well I’ve done this spring clean because the site has moved servers, I’m still tidying up after the move, you might spot the odd broken image or bits that are out of alignment, I’ll fix them as I find them myself. However the future: my own energies are being directed into several other projects, when I’m not working. The situation is much the same for the other editors (except Spunk-Monkey, who is technically still at school…) If and when I finish my exciting new content production system I will implement it for DFTFC and who knows with the encouragement of a whizzy new management system and a few red hot pokers miracles might just happen. Until then expect periodic updates every now and then as one of us writes a new story. Stay tuned… it will be worth it ;)

Yeah you guessed it the majority of this site is copyrighted to us, © 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003 all the way up to 2014 so please don't pinch it. Obviously this is all in good humour if you don't think so then you don't have "good humour". This is of course only a sarcastic sceptical FICTITIOUS (yes thats right it's not real! - It's actually made up! - Welcome to the world of satire), view on life the universe and everyone in the public light... hey it's all supposed to be good fun... honest :)